Today at the Disney Store

  • Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.

  • Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.

  • Woman: This is ridiculous.

  • Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.

  • All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.

  • And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

heliolisk:

heteroh:

rape culture hasn’t gone anywhere

wtf did I just read

murder is just temporary death

call the cops they can’t unmurder you

If men have the right to oppress women, women have the right to fight them

Don’t be scared it’s just a semi-automatic rifle pointed at your face

(via hiddle-my-cas)

twisteddoodles:

How to pronounce tomato.

twisteddoodles:

How to pronounce tomato.

(via hiddle-my-cas)

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: 5-seconds-of-sodomy, via hiddle-my-cas)

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via allteensrelate)

datassium:

uhmeliamay:

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS OKAY

OH MY GOD

datassium:

uhmeliamay:

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS OKAY

OH MY GOD

(Source: uhmeliamay, via hiddle-my-cas)

(Source: lesbolution, via strangeparkings)

Survivors have scars. Victims have graves.
— Something that I need carved in my bones. (via nystagmia)

(Source: beagmactire, via hiddle-my-cas)